Wayne Alon Scott

Spring break has Claire doing some spring cleaning, while Phil struggles with not being a spring chicken when Luke starts outperforming him at seemingly everything. Haley takes Alex to a music festival to take her mind off of colleges, and Gloria and Jay challenge one another to give up Spanish soap operas and cigars respectively. However, when Gloria accompanies Cameron to his faculty talent show, she projects the soapy drama she craves onto Cam’s rivalry with Senor Kaplan, and Jay tags along with Mitchell to pick up Lily from camp so he can sneak a smoke.

When Shauna takes the office to the town's hottest nightclub, Mindy meets a lawyer who works for the New York Knicks; Jeremy hits on an engaged woman.

June discovers that Chloe attends AA meetings to have a captive audience for her tales; James tries to add depth to his character with other people's issues.