A Hankering for a Mustache

In my family, all my ancestors wore a mustache at least once. My great grandfather Eugene wore it from 1902 until he died. My grandfather Robert wore it until 1943. My father Michel wore it from 1980 to 1982. I am the only one who has never tried it. What's keeping me? Why am I so scared by the mustache? What image does it give to people? The perfect son-in-law's or the worst hour's?