Abdul Goznobi

Earl decides to cross number one off his list: Stole $10 from a guy at Camden market. He runs into major problems though when he realises that he now owes him much more than the initial $10.

Earl tries to help his old friend Reynard, who ended up living in the woods because Earl stole the mobile library and pretended it was his band's tour bus so that girls would believe they were supporting U2.

Earl and Randy are overjoyed to find a new reality game show featuring their all-time favourite TV actor, Erik Estrada from `CHiPs'. Even better: the show is coming to town for a week of auditions. Joy steals Randy's audition for the show as payback for him and Earl doing the same to her years ago, but her public appearance on the show has serious consequences for Darnell that nobody could have foreseen.

After one too many restless nights, Burt and Virginia try out a sleep-training book on Hope. Jimmy's girlfriend introduces him to a 'special' beverage.

Earl remembers how he spoilt his and Joy's first anniversary party, while Darnell, Catalina, Kenny and Patty hid in a phone box from a swarm of killer bees.

Randy, Joy and Earl harass their Sikh neighbour following the suspected terrorist activity at the fair, Earl's stolen thermal-imaging camera reveals that Darnell is behind Joy's curtain wearing just a towel - on his head, and the sparks from the stolen dodgem car come into contact with the stolen fireworks.