The People's Book of Records

How close can Philip place a Jilly Cooper novel to a horse before the horse spots him?

Contestant Mark tries to set the record for being the worst mind reader, and Keisha tries to become world champion for finding a pair of false teeth in a skip full of porridge.

Colin wants to make his mum proud by shouting in a caravan. Brendan concentrates on stealing as many fish as he can in under a minute.

Contestant Log attempts to break the unknown record - the record where no one knows what they have to do.

Pulling off pensioners' socks, psychiatrist-couch word association, and falling over in a straight jacket.

At the Shepherd's Bush Empire, Roy and Itch compete at rock-star jumping. Meanwhile, Anthony has a shot at swimming pool misbehaving.