The Osbournes: The Basement Tapes

Ozzy performs on `The Tonight Show with Jay Leno', accompanied by Kelly and Sharon. However, Jack chooses to stay home and watch a documentary about marijuana.

The Osbournes' dogs are frequently defecating indoors, damaging expensive furnishings as a result. Jack's dog Lola is identified as the worst culprit, so Sharon threatens to give her away.

Ozzy releases his first solo album in six years. Ozzy and Sharon arrive at an in-store event where he signs autographs and takes photos with fans, including a full team of security personnel.

Sharon confronts neighbours who have been blasting European dance music late into the night. When they refuse to quiet down, Ozzy declares war.

In preparation for an upcoming tour, Ozzy works out with a personal trainer. Sharon says that, on tour, Ozzy will come on stage in a sleigh that will go around the stadium.

Ozzy is on tour while Sharon comes home, planning to reunite with Ozzy in Houston because she misses him so much. Kelly complains about a twisted ankle after stepping into a hole.