The Drinky Crow Show

In order to date his girlfriend, Drinky replaces his eyes with beer goggles.

When Drinky's girlfriend dies, he focuses his grief into a marine theme park.

Remorseful for giving Drinky Crow a hernia, Uncle Gabby orders a Monkey God from the Internet.

Drinky's brain gets infuriated when he stops drinking; Gabby dates a French spy.

Drinky's old girlfriend returns, wanting only sex and slavery.

Gabby dates a bride-to-be; a harem of women try to seduce Drinky.