Dead In France

A socially-challenged hitman's French retirement is ruined by the dodgy Brits on the Côte d'Azur. Posh hitman Charles lives in Cannes and wants to retire with a yacht and a woman in tow. He has no experience with either until he lets his cleaning lady - the delectably frisky Essex girl, Lisa - into his life, but he doesn't bank on her vile boyfriend, Denny, or con-artists Simon and Ray stealing a 2 million pound nest egg from the boot of his car. Charles hunts them down across the Côte d'Azur whilst pursued by his rival Clancy who is incensed by the fact that Charles may actually be retiring.