Lisa Mackel Smith

Trudy learns that efforts are being made to quash a burgeoning astronaut training program for women; John Glenn thinks about running for public office.

In order to claim her American Dream, Desna devises a plan to sell Oxy hidden in nail polish bottles to a higher-class clientele, and soon finds herself slinging pills to yuppies at a local wellness expo – where she is quickly sabotaged by Uncle Daddy and Quiet Ann, escalating the drug war. As the conflict between the two sides heats up, Uncle Daddy demands that Bryce put pressure on Jenn to quit Desna’s crew, but Jenn refuses and the pair must reach a truce to save their marriage. Meanwhile, Polly meets the elderly, rich Baron von Reichler (when she attempts to scam him by stepping in front of his Rolls-Royce). Virginia hires a new nail artisan, Georgia, a stripper who bears shocking similarities to herself, and whom she believes she can save from the pole. Later, while hooking up with her new lover, Tony the delivery guy, Desna hatches her next scheme: selling her pills via multi-level marketing.