Kaliko Kauahi

A horrible day at work prompts Penny to evaluate her life choices – including taking a big step with Leonard. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette struggle to care for Mrs. Wolowitz, and Raj gets relationship advice from Sheldon.

While Claire runs herself ragged trying to play peacemaker with Haley and Alex, Phil sneaks off for a nice relaxing day at the spa. Meanwhile, Gloria is horrified by Jay's morbid plans to purchase two primo side-by-side crypts in preparation of the inevitable future, and Cameron decides he wants to write a book that celebrates the fact that Lily is adopted -- however, during the process he unearths artifacts that are quite disturbing.

Mateo faces complications with his transfer to a Cloud 9 Signature store when his undocumented status comes into play; Amy helps Glenn battle an internet troll.

Glenn and Dina offer amnesty to the employees for any bad things they confess; Garrett and Cheyenne try to decide how to take advantage of it; Jonah and Amy try to defuse an awkward situation that has the whole store gossiping.

Jeff leaves Cloud 9 to work at Target; Garrett leads Glenn to believe that he's poaching other employees to go with him; in return, Glenn tries to poach employees from Target; Amy goes on a double date with Dina.

When Mateo gets injured, Jonah tries to help him keep his immigration status a secret; Amy attempts to convince everyone that she likes Kelly.