Dai Henwood

Five comedians, Dai Henwood, Melanie Bracewell, Ray O'Leary, Sieni Leo'o Olo and Karen O'Leary, compete for a golden statue of Jeremy Wells' head.

Karen O'Leary places a wager that depends on the small mouth of Paul Williams; the team try to teach Jeremy Wells about significant historical events they have no knowledge about.

Ray O'Leary secedes from New Zealand and creates his very own Ray-public; Melanie Bracwell directs and stars in the next great horror film about an evil gorilla bookend.

The cast try their hands at dazzling illusions; Karen attempts to grab a point against Paul; Dai Henwood makes his coolest appearance.

The comedians flaunt things they can brag about the most; Ray and Mel develop a new form of communication; all marriages reach an unhappy conclusion.

Dai Henwood watches a toaster; a bowl of glitter breaks Bubbah; the contestants get the chance to be Paul Williams.