Only Fools and Horses

Boycie's prized E Type Jaguar is safe in the hands of Del and Rodney. Or is it?

One of Del's old flames is back in town, but Rodney is far from thrilled.

Del persuades the local bus company to hand over one of their open-top buses in exchange for Rodney working as a Trainee Nocturnal Security Officer - part of their latest company, Trotter Watch. But the best is yet to come, as Del launches Trotters' Ethnic Tours: a scenic tour around Chingford and Croydon, taking in such ethnic sights as the Lee Valley Viaduct.

Another successful dodgy deal means Del has over a grand's worth of lead from a disused factory to get rid of. When Rodney points out the three tons of lead are in fact a DIY nuclear fall-out shelter, Del refuses to believe him until he reads the accompanying brochure. With the threat of nuclear holocaust preying on Rodney's nerves, they set about creating a survival plan.

Del Boy and Grandad are horrified to hear that Rodney is dating a police officer. But while Grandad is worried about Sandra finding out about the Trotters' sullied reputation, Del is sweating over the amount of dodgy gear he's got stored in the flat.

When Del arranges a job redecorating a Chinese Restaurant, he unwisely decides to employ the services of Rodney 'Leonardo' Trotter and buys some paint from Trigger. It's only when they've finished painting and they receive a call from the owner of the Chinese restaurant that they realise the paint wasn't quite the golden colour they wanted.