Kaliko Kauahi

While Claire runs herself ragged trying to play peacemaker with Haley and Alex, Phil sneaks off for a nice relaxing day at the spa. Meanwhile, Gloria is horrified by Jay's morbid plans to purchase two primo side-by-side crypts in preparation of the inevitable future, and Cameron decides he wants to write a book that celebrates the fact that Lily is adopted -- however, during the process he unearths artifacts that are quite disturbing.

A bad day causes Penny to reevaluate her life choices – including Leonard. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette struggle to care for Mrs. Wolowitz, and Raj gets relationship advice from Sheldon.

Mateo's undocumented status causes trouble once again. Glenn and Amy do battle with an online troll. Jonah and Cheyenne provide legal counsel for Mateo but it could prove unhelpful.

Jonah offers to help when Cloud 9 is flooded with people who want the flu shot, leading to his most stressful day yet. Amy and Carmen are asked to put on sombreros and hand out salsa samples.

Max is completely mortified when she discovers what her Tuesday night booty call does for a living.

A workplace accident threatens Amy's plan to impress the district manager while Glenn tries to come off as a strict boss.